if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
Malaysia Airlines says it has lost contact with a plane travelling from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, with 239 people on board.
The airline said in a statement that flight MH370 disappeared at 02:40 local time on Saturday (18:40 GMT on Friday).
It had been expected to land in Beijing at 06:30 (22:30 GMT).
The plane went off the radar in Vietnamese airspace, according to a statement on the Vietnamese government website.
Its last known location was south of Vietnam’s Ca Mau peninsular although the exact position was not clear, it said.
HOW DOES A PLANE JUST DISAPPEAR. this is scary. and real.
16 hours and counting. how is this happening. it feels unreal.
GET THAT WEAK ASS SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
you think im makeup
without any pretty on
is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do
i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way
i mean it
what the fuck can they not do
they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc
i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned