my favorite line of all time

You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
Anonymous

yoooitsallison:

allteensrelate:

strangeparkings:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

That was perfect

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

image

memeterprise:

wrecked

memeterprise:

wrecked

onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

image

popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO