ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

first day of school outfit ideas???
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flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

norriei:

sourcedumal:

kararikue:

oscurovolpe:

Look at all the white faces without the label of terrorist under their pictures!

Where are the derogatory slurs that make the crimes a result of their race/culture?

Where are the think pieces that make their “strange/foreign” religion a key factor in their decision?

When society has taught cis straight white men that they are entitled to everything, why does it surprise us that when it’s denied they turn violent?

The faces of terrorism.

LOOK HOW RELEVANT THIS IS RIGHT NOW.