do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
accurate scientific research
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
dude get over yourself
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
Look at all the white faces without the label of terrorist under their pictures!
Where are the derogatory slurs that make the crimes a result of their race/culture?
Where are the think pieces that make their “strange/foreign” religion a key factor in their decision?
When society has taught cis straight white men that they are entitled to everything, why does it surprise us that when it’s denied they turn violent?
The faces of terrorism.
LOOK HOW RELEVANT THIS IS RIGHT NOW.