gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

hotwinger said: yeah, this site sucks but u have rad blog

tbh it’s more that it’s just boring now like all the jokes are the same and everyone’s selfies are the same there’s nothing new no matter how many more people you follow

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

the reason I hate facebook is that people are making statuses that came straight out of a cheap fortune cookie

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again