the guys sitting behind me during the human anatomy lecture today were such fucking bastards bc they kept commenting on how they’d fuck some girls and how “the fat girl would be so uncomfortable”

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

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what university do you go to what are you studying?
Anonymous

I’m doing a bachelor degree in health science (nursing)

and I’m at Auckland university of technology aka aut (but i’m on the shore campus not the city one)

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

today was a really nice day for me. this little kid was telling his dad how he had a crush on a boy in his class and his dad was so comfortable talking to him about it and it was just so nice

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around